An Even Perfecter Human?

Dancypants

Whoops. I forgot to adjust the levels on one of the tracks, so the audio is not quite as sexular as it could be. Cool, though, huh? Dancypants features the dance sequences of Jorgen Leth's short The Perfect Human. I just shifted the timeline for one over to create a mismatch and used a different luma key for each of those two layers. The furthest back layer is a van Gogh painting.

Holla to all my Danes and nether regions.


Dancierpants

Edit: Yup, I'm just posting it the way I had it before i screwed up me levels. You can figure out if you like it more with one voice than what I have in the second one. Me, I'm liking the repetition.

1969

Since the dawn of time, Man has yearned to know the mysteries of the heavens.


I Got Sole

Here is among the earliest backyard documented attempts since the televised broadcast of the Apollo 11 moon landing.

Lumberjack

Oh, noes! It shows not. Lumberjack sadness.. but if you download the avi, it's a big ol' 33ish megabyte file for 5 seconds of lumberjack goodness. So.. sit back for lumberjack.. funness?

Edit: Oh, snaps! Lumberjack is ready to attack so just sit back and watch the fixed track. Word. That means I uploaded a cruddier version. Clutch!

Ye Olde Photo Shoppe

This isn't so fancy or stylized as some things I've seen. That's right, peers, I looked at your posts. You're all big with your pretty colors and photorealism. Well, I'm sick of you all already, so here's my peasant's offering.
















Yeah, you think about that. If you flaunt anymore, I'll send my sister on you, and she's brain hungry. So you best behave. Nobody likes a braggart.